An email has been doing the rounds
thought McGonigal should be informed of
this red card affair
Two aging curlers arrived at Brian Scott’s physio clinic
this morning with aches and pains all over.
Bill and Jim told Mr Scott that, last night,
Bill had to throw
twenty four heavy curling stones and sweep forty.
Jim also threw twenty four and swept twenty four.
Jim’s older than Bill, you see!
Due to fatigue, both played rubbish,
leaving the skip with no chance and the game was lost.
Bill was so traumatised,
he has withdrawn from the next two games
and is going on a cruise to recover.
Jim is expecting to be picked up by the perpetrator of the crime
at the John Wright Sports Centre,
7.15pm, on Tuesday 13th October and a G&T after the game.
No doubt, Archie will have one also.
The perpetrator will not be named,
I will ask Stella to pass this message on
if she knows the member concerned,
and also, the physio bill and the red card from the skip.
Unfortunately I do in fact know the perpetrator
and he will be suitably chastised.
Which I may say he may also enjoy!!
He definitely owes you all a G&T
and will be buying the drinks after the next game.
I am glad Bill has a cruise to help him recover from the trauma!
And I hope the physio has helped you both!!
I think it's a good idea for him to pick you up on the 13th at 7.15
as it will ensure he turns up for the next game.
Although that won't guarantee a win.
Perhaps drinks before the game might do the trick.